i heart you too men

Why women believe that we love them Published on July 23, 2008 in Warrior Of Light. 14 Comments Tags: love, women.
By Paulo Coelho

In this case the title of the newsletter is not right. Since in the previous Warrior of Light Online I said refused to write about the reasons why men love woman (I would be considered a male chauvinist South-American writer who despises the liberation movement of the opposite sex), a reader called Julia decided to do it for me. So now we have the feminine version of why we love women. Of course, I don’t agree with everything, but this is a (relatively) free tribune. Let’s see what Julia has to tell us:

We men love women because they still feel they are adolescents even after they grow old.
Because they smile every time they pass a child.

Because they walk down the street erect, always looking straight ahead, never turning round to say thanks or return the smile or compliment we make when they pass by.

Because they are bold in bed, not because they have a perverse nature but because they want to please us.

Because they do everything necessary for the house to be tidy and perfect, and never expect any recognition for the work they have done.

Because they don’t read pornographic magazines. (err jijah did red porn mags!)

Because they don’t complain about the sacrifices they make for the sake of the ideal of beauty, facing up to waxers, Botox injections and menacing machines in gyms.

Because they prefer to eat salads. (only who live in denial)

Because they draw and paint their faces with the same concentration as Michelangelo working on the Sistine Chapel.

Because if they want to know something about their own appearance, they ask other women and don’t bother us with this type of question.

Because they have their own ways of solving problems, which we never understand, and that makes us mad. (hell yeah)

Because they feel compassion, and say “I love you” precisely when they are beginning to love us less, to make up for what we can feel and notice.

Because sometimes they complain about things that we feel too, such as colds and rheumatic pains, and then we understand that they are people just like us.

Because they write love stories.

Because while our armies invade other countries, they remain firm in their private and inexplicable war to put an end to all the cockroaches in the world.

Because they cry their eyes out when they hear the Rolling Stones singing “Angie”.(me too!! me too!!)

Because they are capable of going to work dressed like men, in their delicate little suits, whereas no man would ever dare go to work wearing a skirt. (yes.. kami makhluk sexy. agree or die! =p)

Because in the movies – and only in the movies – they never take a shower before making love with their partners.

Because they always manage to find a convincing defect when we say that another woman is pretty, making us feel insecure about our taste.

Because they really take seriously everything that is happening in the private lives of celebrities.

Because they manage to fake orgasms with the same artistic quality as the most famous and talented of movie stars. (i dun need to say much are we girls?? heheh)

Because they just love exotic cocktails with different colors and delicate little ornaments, while we always have the same old whiskey.

Because they don’t waste hours thinking about how they are going to approach the pretty young man who has just come on the bus.

Because we came from them, will go back to them, and until that happens, live in orbit around the feminine body and soul.

And I would add: we men love them for being women. As simple as that.

pebualan

*: bila nak kawin
+: ----------
*: la diam?
+: ---------
*: hmm ok ok umur u brape?
+: duapulohenam
*: hmm ok ok
+: u bila nak kawin
*: rilex la dulu.. lagi 5 tahun kot.. u?
+: bila u kawin i kawin
*: ok! (salam tanda deal) haih gf pun takde.. nanti la i nak buat borang kasik kat semua orang
+: ok nanti i isi
*: ape? pardon me?
+: i isi la nanti borang u tu boleh?
*: kalau mcm tu i buat satu borang je la. kita dua2 kawin.. settle deal
+: kemain senang lu cakap ye syeitan?? lu sedar ke tak lu cakap ape ni?
*: eh mestilah sedar tu pasal i nak buat satu je borang i tak nak candidate lain
+: pegi balik rumah, mandi relax pastu lu fikir ape lu cakap kat wa tadi k?
*: hari2 fikir hari2 tunjuk tapi u yg bebal+sengal+samdol+buat bodo
+: ok nanti wa cakap kat mama lu syok kat anak dia
*: tak payah.. mama i pegi jumpa mama u lepas raya haji
+: *diam*

sambungan pada kata si zahiril adzim

Kalaulah aku ada kuasa,

aku taburkan kuasa 'cinta' pada semua orang.

Sedih.

Lebih baik aku hidup dengan dinasour.

Sekurang - kurangnya dinasour ganas sebab takda otak.

Hari ni, yang ada otak pun sama dengan dinasour.

Sekali lagi, SEDIH!

tapi...

kadang2 aku fikir,

ya.. aku ada kuasa ITU

cuma aku tidak galak menggunakannya

mungkin sebab aku muak dengan rentetan drama yang perlu dimulakan didalam slot yang sama

cuma apa yang berbeda

teraju sang arjunanya yang lain

aaaaahhhhh

sekali lagi berangan

tak mahu dilabel jombloe

tak mahu dilabel sombong

tak mau dilabel ice queen

dan juga tak mau dilabel lesbo

nantilah la mama..

nanti ada la tu...

ok ma?

jangan nangis.. biar si cengeng ni yang ngadapi semua

okkeh?

Pilih saja yang ikut hati? Oh, alasan itu memang tidak boleh pakai dalam membuat pilihan ini. Ini harus dipilih mengikut logik akal bagi melancarkan proses pembentukkan hari esok, juga kestabilan.

Aku paling benci membuat pilihan, aku lebih rela dipilih kerana aku tidak mahu menyesal dengan pilihan.

i like the idea of this....

Paulie: You're a part time lover and a full time friendThe monkey on you're back is the latest trend

Juno: Here is the church and here is the steepleWe sure are cute for two ugly peopleI don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else But you

Paulie: We both have shiny happy fits of rageYou want more fans, I want more stageI don't see what anyone can see, in anyone elseBut you

Juno: You are always trying to keep it realI'm in love with how you feelI don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else But you

Paulie: I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a trainI kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to sideI don't see what anyone can see, in anyone elseBut you

Adam: The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive meSo why can't, you forgive me?I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else But you

Both:Du du du du du du duduDu du du du du du duduDu du du du du du dudu duI don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you

direct translation

As Majnun had been in love and Laila's love was been united none wants to be apart even a moon falls on my head and sun burns my body. I wanna let you know, that I would have a 100 years life when I lie down on your bed

epidimic

jangan macam tu okkeh?

maaf ia tidak paralel

maaf

maaf

maaf

maaf

bukan kuasa kita
bukan kuasa saya
tapi kuasa tuhan

yang datang dari saya cuma pemikiran ingin tahu
yang digonseng dengan natijah
kesuma yang datang dilewat petang